World Cup Qualification with Seismic Impact

Scotland beat Denmark 4-2 at Hampden Park, Glasgow.
Scott McTominay scored a third-minute bicycle kick.
McLean and Tierney's late goals triggered seismic activity.
Seismic activity recorded as magnitude 1-0 with 200kW energy.
49,587 attended the match, causing further seismic activity.
Energy equivalent to a football strike at 900 m/s, 15x faster than sports records.
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